Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
