But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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