I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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