whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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