I skipped work to stalk him.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
tell me about the fingering
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