How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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