Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
All I want is dick and wine.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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