Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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