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The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He has the fingertips of a God
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