I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Randomize
