Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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