I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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