Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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