She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I could make wine with my vomit
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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