It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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