i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Farmville is her only friend.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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