Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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