I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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