Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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