Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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