She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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