If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
