I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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