North Korea, Best Korea!
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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