Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
accomplished twins. life is a go
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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