that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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