i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Randomize
