I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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