I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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