wanna go halves on a baby?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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