Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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