I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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