Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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