Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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