My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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