so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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