Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
how does that bad decision feel?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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