I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
True college students do jello shots in the library
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