do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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