Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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