Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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