sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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