In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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