Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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