Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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