Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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