yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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