just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
it's like heaven, but drunker
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I deserve to be covered in dicks
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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