I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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