oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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